Which OM Winter Remedy Is Your Perfect Match?
1. Your current vibe can best be described as:
A) My house looks like professional wrestlers and Bluey had a rave. (+3)
B) Shoveling soreness has me craving a massage. (+2)
C) All the gray skies have me binging the travel channel. (+4)
D) I’ve been horizontal for so long, I think I have officially imprinted my body on my couch. (+1)
2. How are you surviving snow days?
A) Balancing children, snacks, screens, guilt, work, laundry, meals… Wait, and hiding in the bathroom? (+3)
B) Staying busy, braving the roads, clearing out cars and walk ways. (+2)
C) Making sandcastles out of sugar in my coffee and dreaming of warm beaches. (+4)
D) Living under a blanket, occasionally emerging for snacks. (+1)
3. What’s your ultimate winter wish?
A) A moment of silence, please! (+3)
B) To bend down without hearing my back pop like bubble wrap. (+2)
C) To feel warm. Just happy and warm. (+4)
D) To feel like I have abs again. Just a hint they still work would be amazing. (+1)
4. Your snow day snack of choice is:
A) Half a granola bar and a cold chicken nugget. (+3)
B) Tylenol and warm soup because every muscle in my body is crying. (+2)
C) Fresh fruit while I gaze longingly at photos of tropical vacations. (+4)
D) A green smoothie in a valiant effort to counteract all the cookies. (+1)
Tally Up Your Score!
4-6 points: “MOVE” You’re ready to reconnect with your body and find your flow again. Join our Special Event with Jackie this Sunday for a sweaty, stretchy reset. (3 spots left)
7-10 points: “RELIEVE” Your muscles are begging for relief. Treat yourself to our Full Body Rollout: Myofascial Release Workshop and roll away that winter tension. (7 spots left)
11-13 points: “CALM” Your kids are climbing the walls—and you’re ready to reclaim your sanity. Enroll them in our Kids Yoga Mini-Camp this MLK Day and enjoy some much-needed peace. (3 spots left)
14-16 points: “TRAVEL” You’re dreaming of palm trees and piña coladas. Get on the St. Croix Retreat Waitlist and turn that winter daydream into reality.
